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Unicorn Butt Coaster Pattern

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Unicorn Butt Coaster Pattern

You’ve seen cat butt coasters, puppy butt coasters, and even pig butt coasters, but let me now introduce you to unicorn butt coasters for all the unicorn lovers out there! (Me included)

Now let’s just dive right into this free pattern!

Don’t worry if you don’t crochet you can purchase unicorn butt coasters HERE

Materials

Worsted weight cotton yarn (pink, white and rainbow)

G or 4 mm crochet hook

Tapestry needle

Abbreviations

Sc: single crochet

Dc: double crochet

Hdc: half double crochet

Pattern

Start with pink

Round 1: 6 sc in a magic ring

Round 2: change to white (see photo for how I change colors) 2 sc in each stitch around (12 stitches)

Round 3: *sc 1, 2 sc in next sc* repeat 6 times (18 stitches)

Round 4: *sc 1, 2 sc in next sc, sc 1* repeat 6 times (24 stitches)

Round 5: *sc 3, 2 sc in next sc* repeat 6 times (30 stitches)

Round 6: *sc 2, 2 sc in next sc, sc 2* repeat 6 times (36 stitches)

Round 7: *sc 5, 2 sc in next sc* repeat 6 times (42 stitches)

Round 8: *sc 2, 2 sc in next sc, sc 4* repeat 6 times (48 stitches)

Round 9: slip stitch in the next 2 sc, chain 5, dc in 3rd chain from the hook and in the next 2 chains (you should have 3 dcs in total) skip next stitch on body and slip stitch into the following stitch, slip stitch in the next 5 stitches, chain 5, dc in 3rd chain from the hook and in the next 2 chains, skip next stitch on body and slip stitch in the following stitch, fasten off and weave in ends

Tail:

*Chain 15, hdc into 2nd chain from the hook, hdc in same stitch as 1st hdc, continue down chain doing 2 hdc in each stitch, slip stitch into last chain after you complete your 2 hdc* repeat 2 more times or until you have 3 curly strands for the tail

Fasten off and leave a tail to sew onto body

Congratulations you now have your very own unicorn butt coaster!!!!!

Don’t forget to tag me in your creations on Instagram @misscrazyhandmade

Feel free to sell your creations but please link back to my pattern or blog!

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Free Crochet Ribbed Beanie Pattern

Author Miss CrazyPosted on
Free Crochet Ribbed Beanie Pattern

I have been busy preparing for an upcoming festival, but just had to post this pattern for you guys! I finally got around to making a crochet ribbed beanie and it was super easy! So far I only have the pattern out for an average adult size beanie, but I’m working on other sizes!

Now on to the pattern!

PATTERN

Pattern is for sale add free HERE

DIY Kit available with everything you need to make your own HERE

Don’t know how to crochet get the finished product HERE

Materials:

-Red Heart Soft Essentials Yarn

-Size K 6.5mm crochet hook

-scissors

-tapestry needle

-pom-pom if you’d like to add one

Dimensions:

7″ x 8″ folded

Abbreviations:

ch- chain

hdc: half double crochet

st: stitch

Pattern Notes:

worked in rows

Crochet Ribbed Beanie

Ch 42

Row 1: HDC in 3rd ch from the hook and across, ch 1

Row 2-34: HDC in each st across, ch 1

Leave a long tail to sew 2 out of the 3 ends

Begin by stitching the beginning chain to the last row ( the ribbing will be vertical )

Once then ends are sewn together you will now be closing one of the open ends (see photo) fasten off and weave in ends

At this point you can add a pom-pom or leave it as a basic beanie

(for other sizes, add or decrease the starting chain as well as the amount of rows)

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Crochet F-Bomb Free Pattern

Author Miss CrazyPosted on
Crochet F-Bomb Free Pattern

Crochet F-Bomb Free Pattern

‎I cracked up when I saw one of these crochet F-bombs and had to try my hand at making one! I made it as a gift for a co-worker (my dog ended up stealing it) but I wrote up the pattern and decided to post it for FREE! So enjoy my crochet F-bomb free pattern and tag me in photos of your creations!

If you don’t crochet you can purchase the finished product HERE

Method Crochet

Skill Level Easy

Hook F/3.50 MM

Yarn Weight 4 (black, gray, red)

Final Size 4″ tall 4″ wide

Note: Worked in the round

Abbreviations

Sc: single crochet

BLO: back loops only

Inc: increase

Dec: decrease

Pattern

1. 6 sc in magic ring (6sts)

2. inc around (12sts)

3. *sc 1, Inc 1,* rep 6 times (18sts)

4. *sc 2, Inc 1,* rep 6 times (24sts)

5. *sc 3, Inc 1,* rep 6 times (30sts)

6. *sc 4, Inc 1,* rep 6 times (36sts)

7. *sc 5, inc 1,* repeat 6 times (42sts)

8. *sc 6, inc 1,* repeat 6 times (48sts)

9-13. sc 48

14. * sc 6, dec 1* repeat 6 times (42 sts)

15. * sc 5, dec 1* repeat 6 times (36 sts)

16. * sc 4, dec 1* repeat 6 times (30 sts)

17. * sc 3, dec 1* repeat 6 times (24 sts)

18. * sc 2, dec 1* repeat 6 times (18 sts)

Begin stuffing

19. * sc 1, dec 1* repeat 6 times (12 sts)

Change to gray

20. Sc 12 around in BLO

21-22. Sc 12 round (add more stuffing)

23. *dec1* repeat 6 times (6sts)

DO NOT fasten off!!!

chain 10, single crochet in 2nd chain from the hook and down the chain

Fasten off and weave in ends

Letter F

Using color of your choice

Ch 11 sc in 2nd chain from the hook and across, ch 1 turn work (10 sts)

Sc in each stitch across, ch 1 turn (10 sts)

Sc in next 3, ch 1 turn (3 sts)

Sc in next 3 stitches (repeat until you’ve completed your 5th row of 3 single crochets

Turn work so you are working on the side with the unworked stitches and slip stitch down to those stitches. Once you grey to the unworked stitches from the 2nd row slip st in the next 2 and chain 1, single crochet in same stitch and the next, ch 1 turn

Sc in next 2 stitches ch 1 turn

Repeat until you have 3 rows and your F is finished!

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Crochet Kawaii Cactus Free Pattern

Author Miss CrazyPosted on

If you’re like me and love plants but don’t have a green thumb, then this is the pattern for you! This little crochet kawaii cactus will make the perfect addition to your desk or book shelf!

Super simple pattern and works up quickly.

You can get the pattern add free HERE for only $0.99!!!!

Materials

2.75mm hook (you can use larger but remember it will also make the cactus larger so you may need a bigger pot)

Worsted weight yarn in color of your choosing (I used caron simply soft in )

Small amount of black embroidery floss

Tapestry needle

6mm safety eyes

Small pot (pot that fits the size you decide to make)

Abbreviations

Hdc half double crochet

BLO back loop only

Pattern

Chain 22 leaving a long beginning

HDC in 3rd chain from the hook and across ch1 (20 sts)

HDC in BLO , ch1

Repeat until you have 20 rows and leave a long tail to sew ends closed (should look like a rectangle when finished)

Use the beginning strand to stitch the 2 ends together, making sure you continue to ribbed look

Now using the other strand you will be closing up one of the ends (pull tight to close)

at this point you want to place the safety eyes about 11 sts up from the unclosed end and about 3 rows apart
stuff and sew open end closed

Flower

In magic ring

ch 2 dc 3 times ch 2 sl st into magic ring, repeat 2 more times

attach flower to top of cactus and you are finished!

This pattern is for personal use only. Do not distribute, reproduce,or sell this pattern. You may sell finished items as long as you credit Miss Crazy Handmade, please do not claim as your own. If you are selling online I ask that you provide a link to my shop, thank you!